Is It Shabbos Yet?

Is it Shabbos yet? Malki woke up early on Friday morning. Rivki the Robot was already up. Mommy, is it Shabbos yet? Asked Malki. Not yet, said Mommy. First, Rivki the Robot has to clean the house. Is it Shabbos yet? Asked Malki. Not yet, said Mommy. First, Rivki the Robot has to do the shopping. Wine, cake, 40 jars of gefilte fish. Is it Shabbos yet? Ask Malki. Not yet, said Mommy. First, Rivki the Robot has to braid my challah. Six strands in six seconds. Show off. Mommy, is it Shabbos yet? Ask Malki. Not yet said mommy first Rivki has to cook the chicken soup no no a pinch of Salt is not a cup is it shabbos yet asked Malki not yet said mommy first Rivki the robot has to set the table with a laser of course mommy is it Is it Shabbos yet? asked Malki. Not yet, said Mommy. First, we give tzedakah. That one Rivki can't do for us. We do it ourselves. Is it Shabbos yet? Is it? asked Malki. Almost, said Mommy. Okay, Rivki. Time to power down. Good Shabbos, Malki. Powering down. Now is it Shabbos? Asked Malki. I do too, sweetheart. Good Shabbos!